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frickyeah1990s: Apparently this was how the 1996 presidential...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:20:50 -0400

frickyeah1990s:

Apparently this was how the 1996 presidential election was decided

chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:18:50 -0400

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:15:40 -0400

I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.

gla-ciers: shwagerr: d4untles-s: extr4ordinary: o-riginiall: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:12:56 -0400

gla-ciers:

shwagerr:

d4untles-s:

extr4ordinary:

o-riginiall:

qlacier:

qirls:

hunqrystfu:

cant stop crying

Everyone needs to reblog this, this is so amazing.

im legit sobbing right now

This is the stuff that needs 47537476243 notes.

im crying so hard this is perfect

I am in tears omg

I will reblog this every time I see it

holy shit. so powerful.

doomslock: “you are what you eat” a recipe book by hannibal lecter

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:59:47 -0400

doomslock:

“you are what you eat” a recipe book by hannibal lecter

discard-and-discover: can we all just take a moment to...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:46:46 -0400

discard-and-discover:

can we all just take a moment to appreciate how awesome my new tetris lights are? they can be arranged in any way you like.

equiuszahhot: “WARNING. This site contains adult content. By continuing you are confirming you are...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:45:25 -0400

equiuszahhot:

“WARNING. This site contains adult content. By continuing you are confirming you are comfortable with the content of this site.” *confirms* *it is actually a web page of taxes and bills. I see things about the stock market that I don’t understand. This is a truly adult site and I was not prepared*

mlib-dan: bonniemason: This is very accurately me...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:23:54 -0400

mlib-dan:

bonniemason:

This is very accurately me sometimes.

This is me after reading the part in game of thrones when ned stark is killed.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 11:23:00 -0400

best-of-funny: fluffywhitechicken: filthytricksyhobbitses: guys perfume that smells like...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:20:35 -0400

best-of-funny:

fluffywhitechicken:

filthytricksyhobbitses:

guys

perfume

that smells like books

if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you

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Tue, 14 May 2013 20:48:06 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists: stfuconservatives: nerdyfacts: (Source.) T...

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:46:45 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists:

stfuconservatives:

nerdyfacts:

(Source.)

True story! His family has donated a ton of money to Planned Parenthood.

totally didnt know!

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Tue, 14 May 2013 20:46:21 -0400

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Tue, 14 May 2013 20:46:13 -0400

A guy in my psychology class said he thought orientation could possibly be a choice;

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:45:53 -0400

xxic:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you:

i-live-for-glitter-not-you

Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.

Him: No.

Me: Why not?

Him: Because I don’t find men attractive

Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive

Him: ……. I can’t.

Me: Sorry, WHAT was that? You CAN’T????

stOP

THIS IS THE BEST ARGUMENT TOWARDS THIS EVER OMFLKRFJHELKFJHQWKJDHQEFKJHQFKJWEHFKWDJ;lejf;WELFJLWEFJKWEFJWEK

People that says 'Suck My Dick'

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:44:42 -0400

95%: Girls
5%: Boys

rolan-pard: “every time you post something online the entire world sees it” yeah then explain to me...

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:42:11 -0400

rolan-pard:

“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”

yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:41:19 -0400

Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.

fuckyeahfeminists: how scary is this? In the first quarter of...

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:40:19 -0400

fuckyeahfeminists:

how scary is this?

In the first quarter of 2013, states have proposed 694 provisions related to a woman’s body, how she gets pregnant, or how she chooses to end that pregnancy.

A new report released on Thursday by the Guttmacher Institute takes a comprehensive look at how the War on Women has continued past the election cycle and into 2013. It shows that the new legislatures across the country are still very much dedicated to restricting sex education, availability of medication, and abortion access for women. Indeed, 47 percent of the 694 provisions weredirectly related to abortion.

47% of 694? 326.18. I’m sure the other restrictions probably relate to abortion in some way, but if we just look at DIRECT RESTRICTIONS ALONE…We have 50 states. THAT’S OVER 6 PER STATE ON AVERAGE.

These Repubs were elected into office running on JOBS, JOBS JOBS, (and repealing Obamacare). Well, honestly? I’ve checked - and there’s no job creation going on in my uterus.

frickyeah1990s: If I were a cat, I’d be Salem Saberhagen

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:26:09 -0400

frickyeah1990s:

If I were a cat, I’d be Salem Saberhagen